Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Helen's post:What's happening?!!!

What do you think is happening in my life?
If you don't know, I'm the most popular one in our group.
Well, the more social one. Not the most popular one. But the social one.
Kate is the most popular one.
But being the most social, I have to juggle more friends and people then the rest of the group.
I also have to ditch a lot and I feel very bad about that.
But I can make friends so easily. It's easy as pie.
But sometimes my friends might not like them.
But they let me keep them anyways.
Like the time I was dating this guy called Halon. Everyone in my 5th grade class was so outraged.
They tried to separate us and all.
Lexi said he was unworthy of my "love."
Kate said he was mean.
Fiona says he said she was fat.
THAT WAS SO TOTALLY NOT TRUE!!!! FIONA ISN'T FAT AT ALL!!!!!!
That was one reason I was glad he broke up with me.
But anyways, he isn't very nice nowadays.
I guess he's only nice to his "girlfriends."
But let's not talk about that now. I'm in middle school, and I'm a sophisticated young girl.
Halon didn't deserve my love after all. Nicely chosen words Lexi.
So back  to my question: What do you think is happening in my life?
Well, you don't know who Jessie is.
Do you?
She's the most popular girl of the whole bottom floor of this middle school.
Lexi thinks her past crush, James, liked her.
That's why she 2dumped James.
Oh, are you wondering what 2dumped means?
Here:

1Dump: You dumped your boyfriend or girlfriend or your crush that knows you like him or her kind of dump. Do you get what I mean? You know, break up?
 Just like Halon 1dumped me?
2Dump: You give up on your crush when he doesn't know he likes you. Like, you don't like him anymore.
3Dump: You actually dump someone like in the trash can or something. Like literally.

Sometimes, I just want to 3dump Jessie.
Well sorry!!
Anyways, now that you know who Jessie is and what 2dump is, let's get back to my story.
We all think that James likes Jessie.
Not that they match. Jessie has dirty blonde hair with striking green eyes.
Ya know boys like it dirty.
She likes volleyball.
James has black hair and dark eyes. He likes basketball.
If you could see their faces, you can definitely tell that they definitely don't match together.
If you could see Lexi and James's faces, you'd definitely tell that they are the cutest and most absolute match ever.
Maybe that might explain why James spared a glance at Lexi while we were eating lunch.
He looked at her.
HE LOOKED AT HER.
WHEN JESSIE WAS LIKE RIGHT THERE.
You don't get what I mean by right there.
Drinking from a water fountain.
Is that what popular girls do?
Cuz in our school, popular kids don't drink from fountains.
HE LOOKED AT HER.
DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?!!!!!
HE LOOKED AT HER.
HE LOOKED AT HER.
HE LOOKED AT HER.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!!
I caught him looking at her during home practice.
Like, twenty times.
Jessie was at the other side of the room, I swear.
He was definitely not looking at Kate, no matter how attractive she is.
HE WAS LOOKING AT LEXI.
LEXI.
LEXI.
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LEXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![ECHO]
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You get it.
HE WAS LOOKING AT HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Kate was at the other side of the kitchen. 
Lexi was surrounded by boys.
Only when she noticed him staring did he turn away.
YAY!
OOOH!!
LOVE.
That's my profession.
Yessssss.
Too bad that she didn't know he was staring.
See, when she looked at him he thought she saw him, so he turned away, but really she was looking at Fiona.
Cuz Fiona is the best at home practice.
That girl can sew.
She didn't see him. 
DARN IT!!!!!!!
But maybe it wasn't the typical theory that James liked Lexi.
Maybe it was something else.
But usually, I'm right.
But not always.
Fiona was calling out to Lexi anyways. What did James expect? He should have turned away by then.
It took Lexi at least five slow seconds to notice her name being called out.
You know how stressful cooking is.
So anyways, my paint job was a mess.
Oh I have to explain home practice to you.
In the room, there are a few sections where you do stuff that you have to do in your house when you grow up, like cooking, sewing, knitting.....
I was painting the "house."
I decided to do fancy decorations, that's why it was a mess.
I bet you were like
"Helen, painting a house is so easy!!!"
Well, FYI, I wasn't painting with one color.
I don't want to ask James if he likes Lexi or else he might think that I like him.
That's the way our middle school works.
I know so ironic.
Oh Jessie's popularity is lowering.
It turns out, she was only popular because she was pretty.
Seriously?!!
She was popular because boys had crushes on her?!!
Even Kate wasn't popular because of that.
No one's the queen of the bottom floor now.
Though every single girl is trying to.
The girls that are obviously going to win this whole game is Danielle and these other two girls  that I don't know.
Danielle is known by Dalia for short.
I don't know why.
I like Danielle better than Dalia.
Whatever.
I asked Kaden if he liked Kate and AGAIN he said "I don't know."
*mockingly*
"I don't know."
"I don't know." 
"I don't know."
Seriously Kaden?!!
"I don't know."
SERIOUSLY?!!
I hate you Kaden.
Just kidding.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Do ya here the difference?!!
I'm having a sleepover at my house. Kate, Lexi and Fiona are here already.
This is fun.
But every single sleepover with Kate is fun.
We're all posting blogs right now.
It's gonna be Fiona's first post! Yay!
I'm the fastest typer here, just so you know.
But Lexi is the earliest blogger here, just so you know.
That must be why she got her blog out earliest.
Whatever.
I'm going to watch Fiona have fun!



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