Lexi's Post: Why am I keeping track of James?

My messed up life is mainly of James.
That's not why I 2dumped him.
It was because he preferred Jessie to me.
That was why I 2dumped him.
But even though I gave up on him, I'm still keeping track of what he does.
Why?!
Here's a couple of examples as to what I'm talking about.

• His favorite sport his basketball.
• One of my classmates is trying to compare himself to James because James is really good at basketball.
• Oh guess what? James is walking around the basketball court with one of his friends these days.
• He eats in the cafeteria.
• I keep track of his clothes.
• He talks with Jessie when he has a chance.
• He looks at me, but he gets social with Jessie.

What am I supposed to do?

Oh yeah, did you know, I know this is completely off topic, but see:

This is capital i: I

This is lowercase L: l

Completely the same!

l like James.

See?! The "i" was actually L. You can't tell the difference! 

Crazy, right?!

See?!

Ok so in computers, he looks at me in the lineup, but he talks way too much with Jessie. When it's time to sit down, he sits in the row opposite of me but way too far away from Jessie. More closer to me. And when we have to face the teacher, my back is to him and his front is to my back, so I bet he's had plenty of chances to stare at me the whole speech. When I turned around to see why Fiona was fiddling with the mouse, I caught him looking at me. Or maybe he was looking at the teacher or Jessie and confused about why I was turning away from the teacher and accidentally looked at me.

Oh, if you've been like, Lexi, if James saw this, what would you do?

Well, I definitely know that James doesn't look at blogs and stuff. I bet the only thing he uses the Internet for is research and YouTube. Really. That's all he will ever do. No kidding.

He'll never look at my blog. Ever.

If Jessie made a blog I bet he would look at it.

He would try to find out who she liked, and if she didn't like him and liked somebody else or didn't like anyone at all, he would search her blog through and through to find out what type of stuff she liked and then would use that info to impress her.

If he was looking for me, he would've asked me out by now cuz I'm already ready made for him.

Jessie may use the Internet for many uses, true, but she would never create a blog or website about herself.

I've heard that her parents are more strict then my parents. In Internet safety. But my parents are more strict than Jessie's parents in everything else.

They would definitely trust that I'm not dumb enough to post my address or something.

Jessie's parents must be absolutely crazy. It's not like she would be dumb enough to post her address, like Timbit Drive or something. Is there such thing as Timbit Drive in California? I'm not sure.

Really, even if I did post my address here, why bother to go hunting for me anyway? 

There's a one in a thousand chance that you'll try to kidnap a kid from a house.

Cuz only one in seventy houses in the whole world have no children living in it.

Just go break into a house, don't bother looking for some special person on the Internet.

Look, if you were trying to kidnap someone special, why not just kidnap Justin Bieber or Selena Gomez or Carly Rae Jepson or something? (Sorry if that was offensive. I know we shouldn't use celebrities for kidnapping tools or shields or something.) Celebrities are always trying to get away from public anyways.

But kidnapping isn't nice, so please stop. No one likes it. If you want to stop being hated and live life without the police chasing you all day and live like everybody else, then stop making these crimes, get a job, be fair. Everybody will accept you then.

Cuz it's not fun having police chase you all day and threatening you, right?

Kate's Post: iPhones these days

Today we have a change of plans for font. We are changing it to large so you readers could get funner and better  reading. Just want to ensure that you guys like reading our blog cuz we don't wanna rate as the most boring blog right? Yeah sorry if that sounded a little stuck up.





I have an iPhone 5. I know, I know.
People here have mostly iPhone 4Ss.
But a good number have iPhone 5s.
People are freaked out about iPhone 5s here in Malibu.
When you have an iPhone 5 in our middle school, you're an instant celebrity.
Not that my popularity has risen though.
My popularity is already too high.
I don't really care about popularity, but it's just that, once you're a big popularity celebrity throughout the whole school, you just can't ignore it.
People try to bug you all the time. They want to see you, talk to you, hear you talk to them, all that stuff. They want to see your iPhone and use it. If you don't let them, the popular people will remind you that you won't be popular anymore because the only reason you were popular was because of your iPhone. Unless you were already popular. So I'm safe.
But of course, they try to steal it too.
Dalia's iPhone went missing.
If you live in Malibu, have you seen it? It's white with a case that has a big giant purple heart on it with a pink background and it's glittery and it says Dalia on it. 
If you have, check the back of it. Pull of the case and check the back. If it has Danielle on it, then that's the one we're looking for.
Yesterday at the sleepover we watched a movie in that little home theater I have. You know those theaters in homes that are like theaters but smaller? Yeah those kinds.
I forgot which movies we saw, the only movie I remember is Monsters v.s. Aliens and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
After when it was time to "sleep," we played on our iPhones and played on my Xbox and Wii.
It was really fun. Lexi even had snacks. Then we played board games in the dark and then we climbed into our sleeping bags and played Would You Rather? and the last girl to fall asleep wins. Helen won.
Then the next day (which is today) Dalia told me and Helen that her iPhone was missing.

Scene: In front of our classrooms. We're way too early, so we have an hour to chat. Dalia comes up to me and Helen, Lexi listens nearby. Fiona is multitasking, playing on her iPhone and getting stuff out of her locker.

Dalia: Guys, have you seen my iPhone?
Me and Helen: No. It's gone?!
Dalia: Yes!!
Me: Omg someone must've stolen it where did you leave it?
Helen: That's horrible! It's was an iPhone 5 right? Oh no.
Dalia: When I was going to school I put my iPhone in my backpack and when I was at my locker, I realized it was missing.
Lexi: You were in your own car, right?
Dalia: Yes.
Lexi whispers to Helen: She wants me to call her Dalia, not Danielle, right?
Helen: Yes.
Lexi: Ok, so, Dalia, is there any possible way you can think of that your iPhone went missing?
Dalia: No.....
Helen: Did you feel any tugs on your backpack or something.
Dalia: *gasps* Yes I did I should've turned around or something should've found out who it was I thought it was natural or it was my books or something I'm so stupid....
Me: Calm down! We'll help you find it.
(We search and search the whole school, Fiona helps at the forty five minute mark, the bell rings, we search at recess, the bell rings, we search at lunch, it's nowhere to be found.)
Dalia: What am I going to do?! My mom's going to kill me that thing's so expensive!
Fiona: That's ok. We can just tell the principal.
Dalia: No it's not ok I felt the tug outside of school my mom could only drop me off there a stranger walked past me and I felt the tug and now  can't find that stranger forever again.
(I had just recently watched a Dora Explorer Girls show with my little sister because I was forced to and it was all about tickets to a concert lost and they tracked it down again. Now I wonder how Dora could track this iPhone down now. The lesson was that you can do things if you try and stuff because it was tracking down tickets but really that would never happen in real life seriously we don't have a city underground and we can't chase a bird with a balloon float and we can't dance and sing all around and try to act happy trying to find Danielle's iPhone.)
Helen: I feel so sorry for you.
Lexi: I just want to buy another one for you but I can't because my parents would probably get mad and stuff just because we're buying something so valuable and just giving it away to someone else. You know how greedy and stubborn they are.
(This is true, but they're not as bad as they sound.)
Me: Look, my dad is friends with a policeman and he can host a search for you iPhone.
Dalia: What if the guy has moved somewhere else far away?
Me: You only lost it today.
Dalia: What if he got his tickets the day or week after or something.
(Wow she's logical.)
Me: You can go to the airport with the police and the airport has photos of everyone who's went on the planes and you can identify which person it was and they'll track him down.
Lexi: Whoa, you're smart.
(Thanks, anonymous for the woah and whoa thingy.)
Me: Thanks.
Dalia: Sure I can do that.

Right now my dad is arranging the search. Apparently there are too many cases right now so they'll have to call it off for now.
Oh well.
Now thanks to Danielle's lost iPhone I have something else trying to stress my mind now.
Hope she finds it soon!

Fiona's Post: My First

Ok, what am I supposed to write on a blog?
Oh right. Thanks Helen.
Today at home practice I wanted to see what Lexi thought of my sweater and I saw James staring at her.
AHHHH HE STARED AT HER!!!
Do you know what that means?
I'm the slowest typer here.
This blog might be short. I'm warning ya.
Kate's mom has gingerbead cookies. I don't like gingerbread but these taste really good!!
Kate's mom says that it's a secret recipe that runs in the family. She could only tell it to her friends and her family 17 and over.
Kate doesn't know it yet. She's too young.
But she told it to my mom once.
My mom tried but she forgot the secret ingredient so she failed.
Too bad. 
Oh I knew this blog would be short so.....
Have fun!

Kate's post: What do People Think About Me?

Why do people think I'm so wonderful and all?
It's not like I'm Queen of the World or something.
I'm not Kate Middleton.
What, DO YOU THINK I AM?!!
Cuz I'm not. Whoa, Helen's blog is way too long.
I always get confused. Is it woah, or whoa? 
Could someone please tell me?
You can leave a comment or email me. 
snowballsugarberry@hotmail.com
Oh yeah, you could comment for the Ask the Sugarberries! thingy as well.
You know what Fiona keeps calling me?
Sugah!!
I know right?
Funny.
Very funny Fiona.
See, I don't sound very wonderful in this blog, do I?
DO I?
Today I ask Kaden why he likes me.
He just walks away.
Kaden!!
He always does those kind of things.
Today Dalia goes up to me and asked me what I was doing in science.
I'm doing potions.
She thinks I'm lucky.
But she's doing those volcanic explosion experiment thingy.
Those are so fun.
Oh today at home practice I heard Fiona calling Lexi for her opinion on the sweater she knitted.
That girl can knit alright.
I saw James IMMENSELY LOOK AWAY.
He was staring at her.
*gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp*
*squeal*
*cough*
*cough echos*
*cough echo echos*
*cough echo echo echos some more*
*you getting the point*
Yeah yeah.
Do I sound wonderful?
Yeah Sugahs, you didn't figure out how I changed the text color.
If you were wondering, you click on that little A button at the top somewhere and it lets you change text color.
We have a new nickname for each of us. It's Sugahs.
Thanks, Fiona.
You can do that.
Like this.
Yeah?
Now I'm bored out of my mind.
Oh look at Fiona her blog is so cute!
Maybe you might not think it's cute once it's published, but it's cute to us because it's her first time.
Fiona's nice.
I'm hanging decorations for Christmas right now.
What's the point it's funner to go shopping for decor during December.
Do you want to know what's happening at school.
Well, I'll tell you.......
So it's another day trying to juggle boys and my beauty.
People say I have it made, but really, it's pretty hard to do these kinds of stuff.
Boys bother me all the time.
They won't leave me alone!!
Why?!!
But I guess it's not their fault.
I just had to be born this way.
My mom is coming in. She's bringing in gingerbread cookies. They're so good!!
Ok back to school.
I asked James if he liked Lexi.
Of course normally James would think that I liked him, just like Helen said, but now he thinks that Lexi likes him.
It's just like Fiona says

Everyone does things normally. But when Kate Hollister does these kinds of things, there is a different effect on people then what would usually happen.

I want to tell him that Lexi doesn't like him (anymore), but he skips away.
And guess what?
Do you know HOW he skipped?
Very joyfully.
Does James like Lexi.
Possibly.
Nothing's impossible.
He likes her!!
But I'm very deeply sorry, James, Lexi does not like you.
Gingerbread cookies!!
I catch Kaden staring at me.
Oh great Fiona might have to do her blog tomorrow.
Personal reasons here.
My blog's boring don't read it.
Oops too late.

Helen's post:What's happening?!!!

What do you think is happening in my life?
If you don't know, I'm the most popular one in our group.
Well, the more social one. Not the most popular one. But the social one.
Kate is the most popular one.
But being the most social, I have to juggle more friends and people then the rest of the group.
I also have to ditch a lot and I feel very bad about that.
But I can make friends so easily. It's easy as pie.
But sometimes my friends might not like them.
But they let me keep them anyways.
Like the time I was dating this guy called Halon. Everyone in my 5th grade class was so outraged.
They tried to separate us and all.
Lexi said he was unworthy of my "love."
Kate said he was mean.
Fiona says he said she was fat.
THAT WAS SO TOTALLY NOT TRUE!!!! FIONA ISN'T FAT AT ALL!!!!!!
That was one reason I was glad he broke up with me.
But anyways, he isn't very nice nowadays.
I guess he's only nice to his "girlfriends."
But let's not talk about that now. I'm in middle school, and I'm a sophisticated young girl.
Halon didn't deserve my love after all. Nicely chosen words Lexi.
So back  to my question: What do you think is happening in my life?
Well, you don't know who Jessie is.
Do you?
She's the most popular girl of the whole bottom floor of this middle school.
Lexi thinks her past crush, James, liked her.
That's why she 2dumped James.
Oh, are you wondering what 2dumped means?
Here:

1Dump: You dumped your boyfriend or girlfriend or your crush that knows you like him or her kind of dump. Do you get what I mean? You know, break up?
 Just like Halon 1dumped me?
2Dump: You give up on your crush when he doesn't know he likes you. Like, you don't like him anymore.
3Dump: You actually dump someone like in the trash can or something. Like literally.

Sometimes, I just want to 3dump Jessie.
Well sorry!!
Anyways, now that you know who Jessie is and what 2dump is, let's get back to my story.
We all think that James likes Jessie.
Not that they match. Jessie has dirty blonde hair with striking green eyes.
Ya know boys like it dirty.
She likes volleyball.
James has black hair and dark eyes. He likes basketball.
If you could see their faces, you can definitely tell that they definitely don't match together.
If you could see Lexi and James's faces, you'd definitely tell that they are the cutest and most absolute match ever.
Maybe that might explain why James spared a glance at Lexi while we were eating lunch.
He looked at her.
HE LOOKED AT HER.
WHEN JESSIE WAS LIKE RIGHT THERE.
You don't get what I mean by right there.
Drinking from a water fountain.
Is that what popular girls do?
Cuz in our school, popular kids don't drink from fountains.
HE LOOKED AT HER.
DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?!!!!!
HE LOOKED AT HER.
HE LOOKED AT HER.
HE LOOKED AT HER.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!!
I caught him looking at her during home practice.
Like, twenty times.
Jessie was at the other side of the room, I swear.
He was definitely not looking at Kate, no matter how attractive she is.
HE WAS LOOKING AT LEXI.
LEXI.
LEXI.
LEXI LEXI LEXI LEXI LEXI LEXI LEXI LEXI LEXI LEXI LEXI LEXI LEXI LEXI LEXI LEXI.
LEXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![ECHO]
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You get it.
HE WAS LOOKING AT HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Kate was at the other side of the kitchen. 
Lexi was surrounded by boys.
Only when she noticed him staring did he turn away.
YAY!
OOOH!!
LOVE.
That's my profession.
Yessssss.
Too bad that she didn't know he was staring.
See, when she looked at him he thought she saw him, so he turned away, but really she was looking at Fiona.
Cuz Fiona is the best at home practice.
That girl can sew.
She didn't see him. 
DARN IT!!!!!!!
But maybe it wasn't the typical theory that James liked Lexi.
Maybe it was something else.
But usually, I'm right.
But not always.
Fiona was calling out to Lexi anyways. What did James expect? He should have turned away by then.
It took Lexi at least five slow seconds to notice her name being called out.
You know how stressful cooking is.
So anyways, my paint job was a mess.
Oh I have to explain home practice to you.
In the room, there are a few sections where you do stuff that you have to do in your house when you grow up, like cooking, sewing, knitting.....
I was painting the "house."
I decided to do fancy decorations, that's why it was a mess.
I bet you were like
"Helen, painting a house is so easy!!!"
Well, FYI, I wasn't painting with one color.
I don't want to ask James if he likes Lexi or else he might think that I like him.
That's the way our middle school works.
I know so ironic.
Oh Jessie's popularity is lowering.
It turns out, she was only popular because she was pretty.
Seriously?!!
She was popular because boys had crushes on her?!!
Even Kate wasn't popular because of that.
No one's the queen of the bottom floor now.
Though every single girl is trying to.
The girls that are obviously going to win this whole game is Danielle and these other two girls  that I don't know.
Danielle is known by Dalia for short.
I don't know why.
I like Danielle better than Dalia.
Whatever.
I asked Kaden if he liked Kate and AGAIN he said "I don't know."
*mockingly*
"I don't know."
"I don't know." 
"I don't know."
Seriously Kaden?!!
"I don't know."
SERIOUSLY?!!
I hate you Kaden.
Just kidding.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Do ya here the difference?!!
I'm having a sleepover at my house. Kate, Lexi and Fiona are here already.
This is fun.
But every single sleepover with Kate is fun.
We're all posting blogs right now.
It's gonna be Fiona's first post! Yay!
I'm the fastest typer here, just so you know.
But Lexi is the earliest blogger here, just so you know.
That must be why she got her blog out earliest.
Whatever.
I'm going to watch Fiona have fun!

Lexi's Post:I Got Over My Crush and Had Weird Dream About Kaden and Kate

Hi guys it's Lexi! I'm the most daily blogger here.

Ok so today, I was looking at a poster and James comes way to close by me. I mean seriously, I only permit that if you were going to ask me out!

James, don't do that. Not funny at all. For a moment I thought you were actually going to ask me out. Boy, you really disappointed me. 

James is my crush. He's not the hottest boy in the whole school (We go to middle school) but he's really nice and caring. Too bad he probably likes the hottest girl in school, Jessie!!

Honestly, all boys at my middle school, why don't I just ask Jessie who she likes and see which boys try to casually listen in? That'll single out the crushers.

And you, James, should know better. You guys don't match, face it.

Unless you don't like her.

I CATCH YOU STARING AT HER IN GYM!!!
Anyways, I'm over James already so I don't need to worry about him. 

Ok I had this weird dream. There was an earthquake and James goes up to me and says,

"I LIKE YOU!"

Yes I understand that we are in an earthquake, but you shouldn't catch me off balance at a time like this.

Cuz I fell into a gigantic crack the earthquake made.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO JAMES, SAVE ME?!!

Then I don't remember the rest of the dream.

Another dream I had was James's best friend, Kaden, who's really funny and kind, trying to talk to Kate, the prettiest member of our group.

She tried to wander away from him. I wouldn't. He's not a bad boy.

But here's the catch: Kate's awesome, she's nicer than James or Kaden, she wouldn't try to wander away from him.

She would respect him and if she didn't like his presence, she would politely ask him to go away. 

Since everyone in the whole school knows that she is the nicest person in probably the whole world, everyone would know right that moment that it was a dream.

And guess what?! I lucid dreamed.

For those of you who don't know what lucid dreaming is, it's when you're dreaming but you know who you are in real life and you can control yourself and not think you're a tree climber or something.

You know how your brain is always messed up and tricks you into thinking something else is true when it's not in your dream?

Lucid dreaming is when you know what's real and  won't be tricked into thinking you're a pop star. Though you probably wish you were.
And then when I did this, I decided to take control.
I made everything do what I wanted.
But since I was over James already, I did not make him like me.
Instead, I was focused on Kate and Kaden.
I made Kate like Kaden.
Suddenly, they were such a lovely couple.
Next thing I knew, they were getting married.
Crazy dream, right?
Guess I went too far.
Then my little sister, Gabrielle, woke me up.
I had to admit, it was actually a fun wedding.
The cake was amazing.
SERIOUSLY GABRIELLE YOU MADE ME MISS MY CHANCE TO SEE KADEN AND KATE KISS!!!!!
Maybe I'll make them do it next time.
If I can lucid dream again.

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